May 2013
108 posts
No Woman Spends Tons Of Money On A Hobby She's...
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loudblackram:
A Very Strongly Worded Letter To Misogynistic Gamer-Bros by LoudBlackRam
YES!
boywitch:
YES im a boy and YES I have 2 trees growing out of my chest & feel free to call them boobs but me and my trees know ourselves, we know the truth
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
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realembrace:
a few tiny points on gatsby Read More
I WANT TO PUT MY TONGUE IN LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S MOUTH and other essays by Katie Griff
me & my sister’s relationship is an ongoing contest of who can be more theatrically awful
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
he just dropped the chicken on the floor and put it back in the pan this one here you guys (you guys) look like a bunch of fucking idiots
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
no wonder your hair’s sticking up
it’s not even warm
it’s raw
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
are you that stupid?
nothing
no ones talking
no ones saying anything
this fish right here
what’s it for?
this is carnage.
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
This is the dream sauce what are those crumbs under there? why is everything so dirty here? there’s crap everywhere i mean just crumbs and hairs like congealed snot
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realembrace:
let’s be honest the stage was lookin a bit like an irish themed strip club in malaga
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agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
remember when graham norton was irish and kept referring to the uk as we
real talk w/katie griff
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dramatic readings of legit hardcore yoshi/zelda erotic fan fiction in the griff-bevan living room tonight
i am crying this is the BEST
forever writing to legend of zelda orchestrations
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misandry-mermaid:
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
brb getting this tattooed on myself
realembrace:
this week the cinema in coolock is gonna see an awful lot of tired leaving cert girls aggressively discussing leonardo dicaprio’s crotch and how ridiculous it is that they’re required to discuss the theme of love in the great gatsby when the entire point of the poxy book is that the characters are all a bunch of shitebags incapable of real emotion
write an essay called BABY? WHAT...
just communing w/this blanket
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via kevinidentity)
realembrace:
I’m gonna get older get a degree and move to a Gaeltacht and stop speaking english and buy seven cats and live by the cliffs spending my time smoking and writing and intimidating youths and basically being peig sayers
youll need a shawl for that bbz
