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me

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:17:08 -0400

yourfriendg00: cute nicknames for your significant other: old sport old sport old sport old...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:46:01 -0400

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

old sport

realembrace: a few tiny points on gatsbyRead More I WANT TO PUT MY TONGUE IN LEONARDO...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:04 -0400

realembrace:

a few tiny points on gatsby
Read More

I WANT TO PUT MY TONGUE IN LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S MOUTH

and other essays by Katie Griff

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:31:02 -0400

me & my sister’s relationship is an ongoing contest of who can be more theatrically awful

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:05 -0400

me & my sister’s relationship is an ongoing contest of who can be more theatrically awful

realembrace: wordfury: Katie says this is her but it’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:42:10 -0400

realembrace:

wordfury:

Katie says this is her but it’s actually me

go away

log off

Katie says this is her but it’s actually me

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:10:18 -0400

Katie says this is her but it’s actually me

6 yrs of school in one gif

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:18 -0400

6 yrs of school in one gif

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:58 -0400

gordonramsaypoetry:

he just dropped the chicken on the floor
and put it back in the pan
this one here
you guys (you guys)
look like a bunch
of fucking idiots

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:25 -0400

gordonramsaypoetry:

no wonder your hair’s sticking up
it’s not even warm
it’s raw

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:21 -0400

gordonramsaypoetry:

are you that stupid?
nothing
no ones talking
no ones saying anything
this fish right here
what’s it for?
this is carnage.

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:17 -0400

gordonramsaypoetry:

This is the dream sauce
what are those crumbs under there?
why is everything so dirty here?
there’s crap everywhere
i mean just crumbs
and hairs
like congealed snot

dropthesocram: one of my favorite quotes ever me

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:28:20 -0400

dropthesocram:

one of my favorite quotes ever

realembrace: paging sarah griffpotential sister tat JESUS

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:30 -0400

realembrace:

paging sarah griff
potential sister tat

JESUS

dear sir or madam all i want to be is the American dream...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:54 -0400

dear sir or madam all i want to be is the American dream I’ll do your photocopying forever and ever and ever if it means a step closer to the gold

queermobile: waffles sweet jesus

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:04:34 -0400

queermobile:

waffles

sweet jesus

You must be, said the raccoon, or you wouldn’t have come

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:53:15 -0400

You must be, said the raccoon, or you wouldn’t have come

mimisot: durnesque-esque: thehippiejew: extrafeisty: jaycubs:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:19:55 -0400

mimisot:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

“No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)

A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.

If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.

Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.

You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.

The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

im so fucking angry

ah here Marilyn spot on

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:32:11 -0400

ah here Marilyn spot on

hipsterinatardis:

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:51:05 -0400

hipsterinatardis: